March 2012
Person 1: Hey you know Marissa?
Me: Yeah that stupid ugly bitch with the huge front teeth that talks like a stoned retarded toddler
Person 1: Yeah, well, she's like my best friend
February 2012
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me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
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2peaches:
They should make a dating site for depressed peopple
ur on it right now
blackmormon:
20-century fox theme flute...
me 5 hours ago: i'm gonna go to bed
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All I want to do tonight is queue up posts so that my blog doesn’t die when I’m at school but everyone else wants to go out. WHY DO I ONLY HAVE FRIENDS WHEN I WANT TO BE ON TUMBLR BUT WHEN I WANNA GO OUT NO ONE’S AVAILABLE? HOW DOES THIS WORK?
Me: Mom, come here!
Mom: No.
Me: Please?
Mom: Why?
Me: I want to tell you something controversial!
Mom: Oh okay! I'll be right there.
hehehe I'm just gonna ask you to get me a bottle of water
especiallytits:
saddeer:
commanderinqueef:
time to play “i don’t remember saving this”
Girl 1: *Wearing a The Cure shirt*
Girl 2: WOW I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF IMMEDIATELY YOU DON'T KNOW OR UNDERSTAND REAL MUSIC JUST GO LISTEN TO YOUR TAYLOR SWIFT AND YOUR JUSTIN BIEBER
Girl 2: *Lights her on fire*
Girl 2: AJKLSND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE HOW DARE YOU I AM SPECIAL. I AM PART OF AN ELITE GROUP 90'S KIDS AHHHH KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!
in case you were wondering why I’m reblogging pictures of beds, it’s cause……I’M TIRED, OKAY? FUCK OFF.
