artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

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my mom and dad went out to this swanky breakfast place this morning and apparently some tmz photographers were there waiting on some celebrity to...

i’m angelina

you jennifer

c’mon bitch see where brad at

Things I should be doing: Scholarship essays.

What I’m really doing: Watching My Fair Lady.

No regrets.

That I was in the army and i was in my uniform visiting my old high school. I walked into the classroom where all my old class mates...

But then my friend sent me a picture of a moustache he’s growing and it makes him look like a giant pedophile and I laughed at how...